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A cowboy reveals his secret for long life . . .

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    Posted: 23 Jan 2018 at 7:40pm
A tough old cowboy from Texas revealed his secret for long life to his granddaughter.  He told her that if she wanted to live a long life, she should sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.  

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.

Unfortunately, there were unexpected consequences.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren . . . and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.~Abe Lincoln
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