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An elderly couple very cleverly learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.


The wife, a retired college English tutor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years' service, was a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck's to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend's arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband responded: "I'm takin' a sh*t. Please advise. Over."
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Almost brings a tear to my eye.

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That was... beautiful.
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After drying my own eyes, copied and passed it along to my loved ones. A gem!
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Thank you for the edit, I missed it.
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