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    Posted: 15 May 2019 at 9:10am
A Chief was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Chief was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Chief answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Chief thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Chief he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Chief stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
Walt,
Had I done everything right throughout my life, the World wouldn't have noticed.
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