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    Posted: 28 Jul 2017 at 8:34am
Last posted August 6, 2000. By none other than Ron Martini. 

Los Alamos Fire Revelation

The fire at Los Alamos has one significant consequence. A secret scientific-document was discovered in a bunker whose security systems were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to the public last weekend.

Actually, it reveals nothing that we didn’t already suspect. But it does show that the government has known all along that besides arsenic, lead, mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely deadly and pervasive element also exists.

Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for fifty years. This new element has no protons, or electrons, thus having an atomic number of zero. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 supervisory neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

According to the discoverers, (Lott-Warner Laboratories) a minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the deputy neutrons, supervisory neutrons, and team leader neutrons exchange places.

In fact, a Governmentium samples mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads to possible critical mass.

Some scientists have speculated that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. The hypothetical quantity to be referred to as “Critical Morass”.

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