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From Jerry Clower, Redneck Defination

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    Posted: 14 Aug 2017 at 4:48pm
Redneck:LOL A lot of people in this country have bought books defining what a redneck is. I saw one the other day, had a thousand different things that you can look for to identify a redneck. Well let a good ole boy give ya just a few ways you can know a redneck. And you don't need to buy no book. Well let me tell ya on the front, I've never seen a redneck that didn't have a job. He was workin' at somethin'. Cause he just had to have enough money to go by and visit with his friends at one of them places side the road fore he goes home in the evenin'. So you can rest assured 100% of the time that a mans always a redneck if he's got a bunch of ole second hand cars and just half of 'em will crank. You know a man is a redneck if the front porch falls, it'll always kill about four dogs. You know a man is a redneck if his mama keeps a spit-can on the ironin' board. You know a man is a redneck if his mama has got in a fistfight at a high school sporting event. I've seen 'em walk in the sheriffs office and say, "Sheriff, please let my mama outta jail. I's the one that started that fight." And you know a man is a redneck if there's two boys in the same family named Jr. You know a man is a redneck when he calls sardines and spam Hors d'uvres. Clap

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