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    Posted: 12 Jan 2019 at 8:21am
Through the pitch-black night, a lookout alerts the Captain that he sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his sub.  The Captain orders a signal: "Change your course ten degrees East." The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees West." Angry, the Captain sends: "I'm a Navy Submarine Captain! Change your course, sir!" "I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir." Now the Captain is furious. "I'm a FBM Submarine! I'm not changing course!" There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
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