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    Posted: 30 Sep 2018 at 12:57pm
The wealthy widow was considering getting married. She had concerns about protecting her wealth, and consulted the family Lawyer. The Lawyer said a prenuptial agreement was in order. The women had spent most of her life as an accountant, and liked dealing with specifics, not gray areas as Lawyers did. So she called out several conditions. Supper promptly at 6:30 PM. Lunch at Noon. Breakfast no sooner than 8 AM. Weather permitting an evening walk at 8 PM. The dog sleeps on the bed, and the cat has the run of the house. Baths at least every other day. No kissing or caressing in public. Sex infrequently. At this point the Lawyer interrupted. Was that one word or two? 
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One word or two? 

Good one.  LOL Thumbs Up

Sex infrequently or sex in frequently.  Hmmm.  Now, that makes me wonder what sex out (frequently or infrequently) would be? Wink

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I read it more like "Sexin' frequently".
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