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Topic: Farmings a joke
Posted By: Sewer Pipe Snipe
Subject: Farmings a joke
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2018 at 10:15am
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! 

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! 

What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day! 

What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog!
 
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field! 

What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Protractor 

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 

If a cow laughed really hard.... would milk come out of her nose? 

Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands. 

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Walt,
Had I done everything right throughout my life, the World wouldn't have noticed.



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Posted By: Dr. Stan
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2018 at 12:08pm
Those are some good old jokes, Walt.  And I do mean old.  Why, shoot . . . I remember my old grandpappy, who was a genuine old school farmer, telling me those old jokes by the light of his trusty old coal oil lantern, while sitting around the old wood stove.  Brings back a lot of old memories . . . and those are the best kind.  Thanks! Big smile Thumbs Up



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