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It pays to be cautious

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Topic: It pays to be cautious
Posted By: Dr. Stan
Subject: It pays to be cautious
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2018 at 8:59pm
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off seven times on the way home!



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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.~Abe Lincoln
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