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Be aware of your surroundings

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Printed Date: 18 Oct 2018 at 5:22pm
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Topic: Be aware of your surroundings
Posted By: Sewer Pipe Snipe
Subject: Be aware of your surroundings
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2018 at 6:52am
Martha was seventy-seven years old and a retired head nurse. Her husband had died in bed from exertion two days ago. She was talking to one of her oldest female friends. The friend asked, "Marsha, I would have thought you would have been more careful, and realized the danger involved in the act." Marsha said that both she and her husband had been careful, only doing it once a week on Sunday afternoon to the cadence of the chapel bells which were always slow and even. "How was I supposed to know that darn Ice Cream truck would come up the street just then?"

Had I done everything right throughout my life, the World wouldn't have noticed.

Posted By: Flapper
Date Posted: 09 Oct 2018 at 2:17pm

ET1ss Nuke; 1962 - 1973. SSN-588, CVA-63, SSBN-629 BLUE, SSN-669 PLANKOWNER, FICPAC

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