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    Posted: 06 Jan 2018 at 5:43pm
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee.

Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.  One thing led to another, and they decided that each would find a bear and attempt to convert it to their religion.  Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling and had various bandages on his body and limbs, spoke first.  Well, he said, 'I went into the woods to find a bear.  And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.  Well, that bear came after me and began to slap me around.  So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.'

Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist spoke next.  He was in a wheelchair and had an IV drip.  'I went out and found me a bear.  And then I began to read to my bear from the Bible!  But that bear came after me.  We wrestled down one hill, until we came to a creek.  So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed.  He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision might not have been the best way to start....."

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Now that is funny!
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