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    Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 9:24am
A Navy Submariner was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Submariner shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!" The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of SEAL's who were in here earlier saying the same thing." So the Submariner headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two SEAL's the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Submariner saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the SEAL's. Just as the gator was about to attack, the SEAL grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both SEAL's dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures. One of the SEAL's then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!" 


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