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    Posted: 25 Dec 2017 at 4:53am
Upon feeling worn out, the Senior Citizen decided to leave the Christmas Party at around 10:30. He walked for the door. Taking those first few staggered steps until he got things going. There was ice outside, so he sort of duck walked, a difficult task for a Senior, to his car. His arthritis was acting up in his right hand, and he fumbled with and then dropped his keys. He then encountered ice in the key slot and had difficulty getting the key in the door. Once inside he started the car, and revved the engine a few times to warm it up. Upon leaving the lot. he hit a little black ice and the back end slid around. He proceeded carefully, and anyplace he thought he saw ice, he corrected to avoid that area. Four blocks later he noticed two sets of blue lights in the mirror. Dutifully, he pulled over. The Officer approached the driver's side window and looked at the old man. Had a few to drink, have you? The driver replied he didn't drink anymore due to health and medications. When asked about his driving, the old man explained it all. He was allowed to proceed on his way, and wished a Merry Christmas. By the time the Cops got back to the bar, all the celebrants had left. So the Senior Citizen got credit for a technical assist from his friends.
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