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    Posted: 09 Feb 2019 at 12:33pm
The recession has hit everybody really hard . . .

~ My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

~ CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

~ Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

~ A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with  rolls of pennies while she danced.

~ I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

~ If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"  you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

~ McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

~ Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

~ Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

~ My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

~ A picture is now only worth 200 words.

~ When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

~ The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc..  So I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


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