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    Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 6:17pm
When we did the expended overseas deployed overhaul, the Boat arranged for bus tours. The Scots enjoyed their own sense of humor. There was the road where it appeared the bus was rolling uphill after it parked, some kind of optical illusion. Then when the bus stopped for a piss break, he calmly rolled the bus down the road exposing all the guys taking care of business to a photographer. He also seemed to drink heavily from a bottle of Scotland's best, that was actually an amber bottle full of water. He also kept up a steady run of sayings. His favorite was "I'm not the Pheasant Plucker, I'm the Pheasant Plucker's mate. I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant Plucker's late. In the end, a good time was had by all.
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On the bus from Glascow airport a passenger asked if it was ok to smoke
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