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Three trees and a woodpecker

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    Posted: 20 Nov 2017 at 8:48pm
Three trees and a woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on

Jim Collins
US Navy 1960 to 1968
1962-1964 Holy Loch, Scotland
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