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    Posted: 21 Jan 2021 at 2:36pm
There once was a man who was in the navy who was very well endowed, but for some reason had a really high pitched voice. One that had the whole crew laughing and making jokes about him. So one day he went to see the doctor. The doctor said his high pitched voice was due to him having such a big member. The doctor suggested that they do surgery to remove a few inches. The sailor declined and said that was ridiculous.

Later that day while on the ship there was a violent storm made the well endowed sailor get tossed overboard into shark infested waters.

The sailor screamed in his high pitched voice. "Help! Help!" Then suddenly a deep voice emanated from him. "SHARKS"

The good news he survived. The bad news was the doctor was right.
Walt,
Had I done everything right throughout my life, the World wouldn't have noticed.
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