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Comment allez-vous?

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Topic: Comment allez-vous?
Posted By: Dr. Stan
Subject: Comment allez-vous?
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2019 at 12:25pm
This actually happened in France to an Englishman who was totally pissed (drunk).

A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.



With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?  I'm just a passenger and a drunk one at that."



 

 

 

 


 

 


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